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Launching spring 2027 · Western Kentucky

Drink Loud.

Serious flavor. Zero boredom.

Ordinary drinks had a good run. We’re ending it. Elixirs Drink Lab rolls out of Benton, Kentucky, with coffee for the faithful and a whole lab of things that have no business being this good. Your usual order has been notified. It took it badly and we don’t care. Marshall County first, then beyond.

Join the Lab early What's in the Lab

Sign-ups are open. Get in before opening day and your first drink’s on us. Any size. Add-ons cost extra. Accounting’s been notified. Accounting’s not happy. They’ll get over it.

One free drink per person, any size. Add-ons cost extra. Must sign up before opening day. Redeem within 30 days after opening day. One reward per visit. No stacking, no combining, no creative math.

  • Base of operationsBenton, KY
  • Armed withCoffee. Then it escalates.
  • Clearance levelLevel Zero
Test subjects wanted.

Sign up early, your first drink is FREE.

Elixirs opens spring 2027. Right now it’s mostly us, a lot of cups, and version nine of something we’re not ready to talk about. Sign up and your first drink is on us, any size. Add-ons cost extra. You also get Level Zero Clearance: founding membership in the Secret Lab. It closes the day we open, it’s yours forever, and it comes with a vote on the founders’ menu.

  • First drink: free. Any size. Yes, even that size. Add-ons cost extra. One reward per visit. No stacking, no combining, no creative math.
  • Level Zero Clearance.Founding member of the Secret Lab. Only available before we open. Yours forever, and it carries into our future loyalty program. Lowest number. Highest clearance.
  • First look at what the Secret Lab is working on. You’ll know things. Mostly things we should have kept to ourselves.
  • A vote on the founders’ menu. Choose wisely. We’ll make whatever wins. We stopped asking whether that’s smart.
Get cleared.Closes opening day

Tells us where to park the trailer.

One free drink per person, any size. Add-ons cost extra. Must sign up before opening day. Redeem within 30 days after opening day. Not redeemable for cash. Your free drink and Level Zero Clearance are tied to the email or phone number you sign up with. Level Zero Clearance closes on opening day. One reward per visit. No stacking, no combining, no creative math. We don’t sell your info. Privacy Policy

Tracking the trailer

Where to find us

Benton, Marshall County, and beyond.

Schedule goes up when it’s real. We don’t post guesses.

We’ll be there unless our Google Maps sends us to a random spot in the middle of nowhere.

Home baseBenton, KYMarshall County, and beyond.
Trailer logSchedule pending
Day 01Redacted
Day 02Redacted
Day 03Redacted

Parking hints go to the list first. Members know where the trailer’s headed before anyone else. Plan your week around it. We would.

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Who’s in the Lab

Family-owned. Slightly questionable.

No investors. No board. No committee.

Just us and a dream that had no business lasting this long.

We make drinks. We make questionable decisions. Sometimes it’s the same thing.

Talk to the Lab.Inbox open

Questions. Compliments. Strongly worded opinions.

We read every one. Then we argue about it for a week.

hello@elixirsdrinklab.com
Declassified, mostly

FAQ

What is Elixirs?

Elixirs is a full-scale assault on ordinary beverages, fueled by outrageous flavors, questionable experiments, and a deeply concerning lack of restraint. Our first mobile lab is six by fifteen feet, roughly the size of a walk-in closet with a superiority complex. We’re engineering beverages your usual drink order would consider a personal threat. We’d tell you more, but apparently we have security protocols now.

Who’s behind this?

A couple of drink nerds running a mobile drink lab, and frankly, an unreasonable number of test cups.

What are Frosted Elixirs?

Cold. Blended. Loud. That’s all you’re getting for now. Some things you have to taste to believe.

So what do you actually serve?

Coffee, for starters. Then it escalates to a whole lot of other drinks and styles we can’t fully talk about yet. The full menu is still in testing, and testing is going suspiciously well.

Will you blow up my phone?

No. Texts only go out when there’s actually news: launch, locations, and members-only stuff. Every text and email has a way out, so reply STOP or hit unsubscribe and you’re off the list. That only stops the messages. Your Level Zero Clearance and free drink stay put. No hard feelings. Okay, a few.

I still have a question.

Ask away at hello@elixirsdrinklab.com. A real human will answer, slower than a bot but with better taste.